18, white as snow, Cancer, She/her, Madisonville, Kentucky, United States
bi, femme, mtf, sapphic, woman
And to all a merry christmas 🎅
They are literally the most important thing in my life
Im sorry guys, I swear I wont go into puppy mode like that again 🫡
https://files.catbox.moe/2o736e.jpg
First time posting this kind of thing anywhere public
Hope yall enjoy ouppy
>///<
Also praise me! https://pleasepraise.me/SamBerry%3C3
How do i stop 🐶🐶
But theres also Mac n cheese cooking
Idk if its worth it to stay up just for the mac n cheese or not?
Adopt me 🥺🥺
Awooo
This is easily the worst thing I have ever posted on the internet, may the lord forgive me
But I dont care!
I just wanna be a slutty puppy girl 🐶
The duel of the fates
Functioning normal person vs Cute Needy Puppy
Who will win?
Right now I am only cute :(
All of the people who could dick me down are creepy old men
And also popeye
A guy who actually looks like popeye the sailor
Yall so goated with the talkie sauce 😎
I LOVE YOU PAUL, PLEASE FILL MY MIND WITH YOUR DEEP CHERRY WHISPERS
AHSVEHWHAJ
HE ISNT EVEN MY FAVOURITE ONE BUT AAGSGEGSVHSB
HE IS GENTLY MAKING LOVE TO MY EARS RIGHT NOW AUWVSHBSI
🤤🤤🤤
All puppy wants is humpies and walkies 🐶🐶
Did @torch cause this?
Mom jeans all over my email girl till she toaster talkies 👍
What the english language has created
Need me some of them in my inbox ASAP
(Email girls as a species, not as a cosplay)
I be incomprehensible all over that Toaster Puppy till She words
I be walkin all over that toast till it be talkin
"I talk"
Thats it jokes over, if you want a better one go ask someone else.That is the best I can think of rn
Keep it up yall 👍
Would it be a walkie talkie
The brave little toaster.. the movie
They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
And all I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar, you can never tell
The movies gonna make me a big star
'Cause I can play the part so well
GEORGE HARRISON! I really need his chiper tone in my ears RIGHT NOW
Why nintendo. Like to play the games you need the deluxe subscription
They are actually rereleasing the virtual boy for $100, this is actually not a joke wtf
Have you ever read or saw something that just makes you LITERALLY SICK? Well I just heard that nintendo is going to stop doing their voucher program (2 games for $100) at the end of january, I might actually throw up. Man nintendo sucks. This is not a joke I REALLY feel sick
Everyone run to your bunkers!
One: These Rules Apply Only to the Monster that you are fucking, they dont apply to you. The algebra question is to make sure the monster is capable of intelligent thought (ensuring the monster is infact a monster and not an animal)
Two: Just ask the monster to be gentle uwu
In trying times like these its always important to remember these 4 things
1. Would it fuck me (consent)
2. Could it fuck me
3. Would it be safe for both of us if it fucks me
4. Is this eldrich monster capable of understanding basic algebra
That is all, stay safe out there
I feel like a feral animal with no self control when I give into my hunger, but I just cant stop it. Sometimes I can control it and starve but other times I just cant and I go ravenous
:(
I do feetfinder as an extra source of income and this guy subscribed to me for 1 month ($5) then cancelled 2 hours afterward. That post nut clarity must of hit hard